But how much more can they get out of you on an elevator?” - Victor Borge “I know makes chickens lay more eggs and factory workers produce more.“Music makes one feel so romantic – at least it always gets on one’s nerves – which is the same thing nowadays.” - Oscar Wilde.
And for the people who like country music, denigrate means ‘put down’.”- Bob Newhart
“I don’t like country music, but I don’t mean to denigrate those who do. “When I was a little boy, I told my dad, ‘When I grow up, I want to be a musician.’ My dad said: ‘You can’t do both, Son.” - Chet Atkins. “Let me be clear about this: I don’t have a drug problem, I have a police problem.” - Keith Richards. “I never had much interest in the piano until I realized that every time I played, a girl would appear on the piano bench to my left and another to my right.” - Duke Ellington. “When an instrument fails on stage it mocks you and must be destroyed!” ― Trent Reznor. “Competitions are for horses, not artists.” - Bela Bartok. “Money doesn’t talk, it swears.” ― Bob Dylan. I ain’t never heard a horse sing a song.” - Louis Armstrong “Andrew Lloyd Webber’s music is everywhere, but so is AIDS.” - Malcolm Williamson. Some of the professionals are bad enough.” - Andy Rooney We don’t need a lot of bad musicians filling the air with unnecessary sounds. “The world must be filled with unsuccessful musical careers like mine, and it’s probably a good thing. “Beethoven’s last quartets were written by a deaf man and should only be listened to by a deaf man.” - Thomas Beecham. “Life can’t be all bad when for ten dollars you can buy all the Beethoven sonatas and listen to them for ten years.” - William F. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.” - Woody Allen “My personal hobbies are reading, listening to music, and silence.” - Edith Sitwell. “I’ve been imitated so well I’ve heard people copy my mistakes.” - Jimi Hendrix. “To achieve great things, two things are needed: a plan and not quite enough time.” - Leonard Bernstein. “All the good music has already been written by people with wigs and stuff.” - Frank Zappa. It is he who invented the sublime art of ruining poetry.” - Erik Satie “The musician is perhaps the most modest of animals, but he is also the proudest. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn’t deserve that, either. “I don’t deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. “A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn’t.” - Tom Waits. 
“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” - Steve Martin.“Music is moonlight in the gloomy night of life.” - Jean Paul.
Like Evita, but with good music.” - Elton John
“A composer is a guy who goes around forcing his will on unsuspecting air molecules, often with the assistance of unsuspecting musicians. Let’s get started with Frank Zappa’s funny music quotes. However, there might be some of the funny quotes about music that you do not want to miss out on. You may have heard of some of the funny music quotes below. Funny Music Quotes Funny Quotes About Music Check the list below for the 60 funny quotes about music. There are many funny music quotes from musicians and composers.
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